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[22 Nov 2007|01:11pm]
ATTENTION ALL PEOPLE PREPARE TO BE shocked and AMAZED i am..................................... UPDATEING
(listens for the applause)

i have some things to say

first and foremost i am not going to be all cute and happy anymore instead i will be even cuter and happier than ever

next is i am a pervert so if you want to you can spam me with any porn you want furry or human straight gay or bi i love all porn but please no penis-nipples because thats just weird.

and finally i will continue to stalk and be a troll to all my friends journals because its fun to say hi to random people and if you dont like me spamming you then tell me to gtfo your journal and cut me but thats just how i am.

hugs to all and if your on my f list then you actually mean something to me because i dont keep people i dont like.

peaceout
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[05 Oct 2007|11:41pm]
i apologise to the world that i hurt you so and tht i cause you to ache inside
i apologise for all that i screw up and cause to die
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[26 Sep 2007|05:03pm]
ok i know i never update but i figured i needed to post this.
this song just seems to mean a lot to me

yappa paa yappa paa dont know what to do
my heart is not a game its mah-jongg to you
yappa paa yappa paa feel like such a shrew
who needs boys? dont you dare
make me wild like you
before you, boys got on their knees
ranma ranma its me you always tease
since the day i ran into you
ranma ranma you
stole my heart and you
dont you dare go and
make me wild like you
somebody tell me why its so hard
to say those three words "i love you"
if i let myself give into you
ill become just as
wild as you
before you come in like a breeze
wont you stop and ring the bell, please
before you make my heart a home
why not let me love you on my own?
id be better off with out you
but just tonight its all right
until tomorrow all right
every time your eyes turn to me
ranma ranma you
make me feel dizzy
someday we may be more than "friends"
ranma ranma youve
gone and done it true
cant you see that youve
made me wild like you

no i wont explain but thats because i cant explain it it just seems to affect me.
ok thats all.
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my new life philosiphy [05 Jun 2007|06:19pm]
my new life philosiphy is "i'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints" that is all
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[05 Jun 2007|12:59pm]
just remember everyone

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my confession [05 Jun 2007|12:20pm]
i have a confession to make.
i have not been the best boyfriend or the best person or the best anything.
i have been thining about tragedies and death and the like for a while now(scince ive been sick)
and its got me depressed and thinking about my life and what mark ill leave behind.
ive come to see my existance as hurtful and quite frankly sickening.
i just whish that i could find what i was put on the planet to do for the rest of the world.
i know that it was not ust to make steph happy because im failing at that misserably and whats worse is that i feel that there are things she doesnt want me to know about her.
but thats not the point.
the reason im writeing this down(and this is not a suicide not so put the stupid phone down) is just to get it off my chest.
if anyone knows what im good for please tell me i can take it.
but anyway id like to thank my friends for careing and i have to thank steph for sticking by me for i think she is why im starting to feel better.
im not fully better but ill live.
im just in a bummed out mood right now and im just going to leave it at that.(man i need to relive stress)
sorry for the rant and i dont blame aanyone who doesent read my crap.
have a nice day.
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[30 May 2007|05:45pm]
I Fucking Hate Bubbles or demix as everyone else knows him but i still hate him none the less
WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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[30 May 2007|03:35am]

The World Has Gone Crazy

im so confused

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[16 May 2007|05:14pm]
bring it on freinds lets see who has the most porn spam lets see it all male on male or female on female or male on male on female or whatever tickles your fancy

and yes non porn is allowed for those of you who have high morals.

but basically SPAM ME
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my take on loveing sex v/s casal sex [08 May 2007|06:26am]
i do belive that the act itself is different in the way that if you love omeone it is harder to do that to them and i even will go as far as saying that if you love someone too much you might not be able to do it at all for a long time.
now on the other hand casual sex can be enjoyable too because you dont feel for the person so you dont worry about things like hurting them or leaving them sore in the morning.
but these are m belifes and dont pertain to anyone except for me.
i guess thats all i have to say.
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[07 May 2007|12:34pm]
i now have an icon to represent me if you dont like it then i guess you dont think that it represents me.
whatever.
freinds, lovers, journal readers......lend me your eyes and gaze upon me in all my glory.
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[07 May 2007|12:16pm]
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=3527
that is all
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[25 Apr 2007|10:03pm]
there i updated again are you hppy thats 2 in one day
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[29 Mar 2007|09:16pm]
random goofy shit here



every time you masterbate god kills an emo kid



that is all


thanks for your time



sex god signing off







oah yeah












GIANT SEX ORGY!!!!!!
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ummmm fuck [05 Mar 2007|06:15pm]
whats up my friends i hope none of you are running with scisors. so whats everyone up to and why dont i get to talk to anyone when they call. and axel why dont you call and talk to me sometime cus im off tomarrow night and i can talk till your ear falls off.

just a thought why doesn't the entirety of greatest journal get secondlife accounts and then we can all have a giant orgy.
yeah that sounds like fun.


GIANT ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ok then sex god signing out.
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[17 Nov 2006|08:36pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

this just in


HAPPY FEET ROCKS OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!


thats all thank you and good bye

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sketters [15 Nov 2006|05:43pm]
[ mood | geeky ]

I made the most awsome speghetti (hereafter always called "sketters") which tastes awsome and made my wifypoo really happy for the minuite now she is going to make a new layout woo hoos i like it when she is creative. well i meditated for well what i thought was an hour to day (it was actually 5 hours oops)and it helped get my thoughts in order. well thats all i have to say.



byes

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[13 Nov 2006|08:31pm]
i guess here i can be frank. i am an extreemly needy person who takes up most if not all of my fioncee's free time. and when im not doing that im wasting time playing second life as javeir fizir and being a man whore.
i hate that i make aurora upset but i dont know what to do about it.
i love her more than life it self and would trade my life for her happiness in an instant but she would be upset by that. well this will be a public journal so all can comment or whatever.
talk laters bye.
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